starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

w-for-wumbo:

a-scuba-death-squad:

brotherjames:

kenezbian:

fantasiaanzu1:

scuttlepig:

cynimax:

ruinga:

sedetio:

paradox-pentagram:

d0wj0nes:

unusual-me:

paradox-pentagram:

The new Lara Croft looks ugly as shit, why did they do that?

They wanted to make her less of a sex symbol

booooooooooooooooo new laura croft sucks

Making someone less of a sex symbol is beyond what they did. She looks like a slender beat up Rosie O’Donnel 

are you serious, she’s hot as fuck

She got dirty and roughed up from adventuring and tomb raiding? NOOOO she needs to stay clean and sexy gfdHDSFHFDGHDSUfdniugDFG <sarcasm>

I actually think the newest Lara is pretty…?

They made her realistic. Normal human proportions as opposed to having two balloons in her vest that would get hella painful when she’s trying to do something like, say, tombraiding. Trust me - this is a vast improvement.

Not to mention they also ran tests on how big they could make her boobs before men started looking at them first and not her eyes. I think it’s amazing.

BELIEVABLE FEMALE CHARACTERS AHHHH GOD WHY WHY EvURY1 no gurl no play game why need this want bewb now.

she’s indiana jones without the daddy issues when was she ever not hot

yo, i’m goin’ down the barrel of newest Lara is attractive because she’s of believable proportions???  not even that, she just looks more realistic in general, like, technology yo… it’s fuckin’ intense.

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

Is ‘alright’ a special Time Lord code for ‘really not alright at all’?

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

xaynmalik:

#$wagfarewellreuniontour

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

manicpixiedeathbitch:

• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
• Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

tardismyoldgirl:

i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…

this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence